vacancy

dear friend, i received an e-mail from one thenmoli periasamy, informing me of a vacancy in emo, as an agent/promoter. the full e-mail is as follows:

Dear Friend,

WANT EXTRA INCOME???

Emo is having vacancy:

EMO AGENT / PROMOTER

• Part Time / Full Time
• Training Provided
• Like to meet up with people
• Responsible and Independent
• Flexible working hour

WORK WITH EMO!!!! BE A PART OF EMO FAMILY......

If you are interested please call Evi Tham at 012 - 222 8682 / 03 - 8998 1000 ext 123.

Thanks.

Best regards,
Evi Tham Cheng Wan
Marketing & Events Executive

N2N Connect Berhad
Technology Park Malaysia,
Unit L5-E-5, Level 5, Enterprise 4,
Lebuhraya Puchong-Sg. Besi,
Bukit Jalil, 57000 Kuala Lumpur.

Tel: 603-8998 1000 ext: 123
Fax: 603-8996 2020
H/P: 6012-222 8682

yeap, thats the full e-mail, unedited. the phone numbers could be fake, i didn't bother to find out. the conversation would probably go really idiotic anyways.

me : hello, i hear you are emo.
other person : i sure am.
me : you have a vacancy.
other person : yeah in my soul. the world is such a cold and empty place..

or something emo like that.

sorry mister/miss thenmoli, (i dunno, is thenmoli guy or girl? i'm gonna go with girl.. moli(molly) is a female name.) i'm only getting to your email now even though you sent it on the 3rd of october 2006. it is because there are so many people wanting to contact the king so you had to be queued. (actually it is because i completely forgot about the email after opening it and left it in my inbox for months.)

dissecting the job details,

EMO AGENT / PROMOTER

• Part Time / Full Time (sometimes emo, sometimes not! or emo all the time)
• Training Provided ( they teach you how to be a crying bag of self inflicted injuries)
• Like to meet up with people (hm, i didn't think emos liked to meet people..)
• Responsible and Independent (responsible for cutting yourself, and being able to cry by yourself)
• Flexible working hour (need to be able to emo at any time, morning afternoon, night..)
  

checked the n2n webby, didn't look emo at all, more like something to do with internet computing tech.
emos are liars too it seems.

goodnight, have fun cutting yourselves.