emo reply

Well, seeing that thenmoli has done me the courtesy of emailing me twice, i shall reply. i am not without my manners.

Good day Ms. Thenmoli Periasamy,

First of all, I am not an emo user, i am not emo, nor will I be. I do not have the urge to cut myself at any time despite the availability of sharp objects in my locale.

Secondly, I am glad that this EMO you speak of 'love his family'. It is a good thing to love your family, and I applaud this person. Said person should take care of his/her family and not cut him/herself anymore for the better of his/herself.

Thirdly, I am not interested in sharing my family stories, partly because they are incredibly boring.
Take for example :
Today, my father went for work in the morning before i woke up. I had breakfast lunch with my mother at home. Then when my father came back at night we had dinner together. Other than that, I did the usual mundane stuff of breathing etc.

Quite obviously, my stories aren't worth sharing. Prizes are always interesting though, sadly I am not emo enough to win them.

Lastly, I see that you have an emo id. I also would like an emo id. From now on, you make refer to me as 'emomingome'

I look forward to future correspondence with you.

Thank you,

MING NO TEAM.

sent and done with.

emo again

well well, it seems that ms. thenmoli has contacted me again.

Dear EMO User,

EMO love his family, how about you????? Let's share your family 'stories' in EMO mBlog and WIN PRIZES....

Post the most - Memorable Day

- Difficult Day

- Funny Things That Happen

- Creative Poem To Describe Your Family

What are you waiting for????? Log into www.getemo.com to join.

If you do have any question, please add me in you list. My emo id is evitham.

Thanks

Best Regards,

EMO Team

there are photos in there, but lets not bother. you don't really want to see them. they are as insignificant as an asian penis. (haha, me included.)

as we can clearly see, emo agents must be reading my site, such a coincidence to be contacted so soon after the previous post. (damn you emo agents, don't you have something better to do, like cut yourselves.)

okay, visiting getemo dot com, i can see that this emo business is real. it's a gathering of emoes on this site. they have loads of emo stuff there,

emohome, emoprofile, emophoto, etc etc.
yes, homes can be emo now too. i dunno maybe the it cries by bursting the pipes in it.

apparently theres also an emo msn, in beta.

now this is probably the most shocking bit.

Member Online
Active members : 63411
Online members : 6042

thats right, they have 6000 emoes online at the same time at the time of posting. emoes are taking over the internet. soon, they will make our motherboards bleed and keyboards cry.
someday when the mood strikes me i shall sign up, and infiltrate this emo organisation and spread the seeds of discord, bringing upon their downfall. but now i have more important things to attend to, like bathing.

goodbye. and remember,

EMO LOVE HIS FAMILY!

vacancy

dear friend, i received an e-mail from one thenmoli periasamy, informing me of a vacancy in emo, as an agent/promoter. the full e-mail is as follows:

Dear Friend,

WANT EXTRA INCOME???

Emo is having vacancy:

EMO AGENT / PROMOTER

• Part Time / Full Time
• Training Provided
• Like to meet up with people
• Responsible and Independent
• Flexible working hour

WORK WITH EMO!!!! BE A PART OF EMO FAMILY......

If you are interested please call Evi Tham at 012 - 222 8682 / 03 - 8998 1000 ext 123.

Thanks.

Best regards,
Evi Tham Cheng Wan
Marketing & Events Executive

N2N Connect Berhad
Technology Park Malaysia,
Unit L5-E-5, Level 5, Enterprise 4,
Lebuhraya Puchong-Sg. Besi,
Bukit Jalil, 57000 Kuala Lumpur.

Tel: 603-8998 1000 ext: 123
Fax: 603-8996 2020
H/P: 6012-222 8682

yeap, thats the full e-mail, unedited. the phone numbers could be fake, i didn't bother to find out. the conversation would probably go really idiotic anyways.

me : hello, i hear you are emo.
other person : i sure am.
me : you have a vacancy.
other person : yeah in my soul. the world is such a cold and empty place..

or something emo like that.

sorry mister/miss thenmoli, (i dunno, is thenmoli guy or girl? i'm gonna go with girl.. moli(molly) is a female name.) i'm only getting to your email now even though you sent it on the 3rd of october 2006. it is because there are so many people wanting to contact the king so you had to be queued. (actually it is because i completely forgot about the email after opening it and left it in my inbox for months.)

dissecting the job details,

EMO AGENT / PROMOTER

• Part Time / Full Time (sometimes emo, sometimes not! or emo all the time)
• Training Provided ( they teach you how to be a crying bag of self inflicted injuries)
• Like to meet up with people (hm, i didn't think emos liked to meet people..)
• Responsible and Independent (responsible for cutting yourself, and being able to cry by yourself)
• Flexible working hour (need to be able to emo at any time, morning afternoon, night..)
  

checked the n2n webby, didn't look emo at all, more like something to do with internet computing tech.
emos are liars too it seems.

goodnight, have fun cutting yourselves.

Bow down to my most revered-ness.

Konichiwa.

As you can see, I have moved from the shithole to a new blogspace. As you can also no doubt see, my new blog address is http://whyismyblogaddressunavailableffs.blogspot.com/ . Yes, somehow my preferred blog address is unavailable, I will not bother to check and see if someone else stole it, or it is reserved(probably for me in that case.) because I am kind, and forgiving. It is merely a name, and my greatness is still overwhelming despite this setback.

Now, this being a far more advanced blog, I have decided to include some additional informations on the left-hand side, my aides/slaves, and a small, short useless bit of information about me. And the archiving which is done by my slaves at blogger.com.

The older posts on the previous blog have also been moved along to this new home of theirs, with the right date stamps and the wrong time stamps because the time stamps were already fucked to begin with. They are here for your viewing pleasure and as a biography. The comments to the posts have not been carried over because I am lazy and I can do as I please. If you should like to see comments you can always type new ones.

A small notice to my slaves: I apologize if your names do not appear in my list of willing slaves to the left, it shall be amended soon just leave your name and blog address in the comment box. And also, I don't care for any of your approvals to be placed on the list, you are all my slaves and I can do as I deem fit.

Sayonara.

P.S. : The reason for my abrupt end to my previous post is due to the fact that images of the boils in Ms. Grey's rectum had caused hemorrhage to my brain. I am healed now, as best as I can, but I fear this will leave a lasting scar on my memory.