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Hello fellow internet users! How do you do today? I am doing it fine.

So most people have some wise and thought provoking quotes on their blogs by some philosopher or another usually. For example, "In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."
Very very meaningful. Makes me take a step back and reanalyze life. I think I ought to go and make more life in my years. Like, cleaning up the house, finishing up my work, and so forth. That was by Abraham Lincoln by the way. I applaud those people who put up this quotations. It makes them look so intelligent and sophisticated. I mean wow, I wanna be just as cool as you guys. So I am going to quote someone. Myself.

"If life fucks you up, cum in it's face."

Cheers, and may you gain some insight into the many intricacies of life from my quote. Who knows maybe one day my quote will be famous and quoted all over millions of blogs worldwide.

HELLO WORLD! FIRST POST!

Yoohooo! HELLO. Blogging is cool and good fun. You get to express yourself and tell everyone about your activities and doings and thoughts and so forth.

Well today I woke up in the morning. I brushed my teeths (tits. LOL OMG SO FUNNY GOOD JOKE). I wash my face. I eat breakfast. I go out. I use the computer. I go out some more. I use the computer some more. Then at 2.50 AM I write in this blog what I did today. I will be going to sleep soon.

I didn't mention showering because I actually didn't take any in my day at all! HAHA I AM A REAL MAN. Real men don't clean themselves like girlies or pansies. We have it cavemen style.

I am on the verge of orgasm from the joy of blogging. Man, could anything be more fun. I also love reading other peoples blogs so that I know everything they do in their incredibly exciting lives. I mean, like just the other day, I chatted with a girl online. LOLOLOL! I am like a first rate casanova. I rock! So everyone, keep blogging if you already are. And for those of you who haven't started, GET TO IT NOW! You will never feel such joy ever in your life like that of blogging. Well, except for the joy of making sculptures using pubic hair.

CHEERS! :)