tee hee!

yeah friendster blogs sucks. i can't put a web counter on it or do anything on it really. other than type. i have to 'upgrade' my blog to a paid version. yeah, there are so many free blog services out there and i want to pay for my friendster one just to get the same features. sure, that's an easy choice to make. what the hell are the people running friendster thinking? that their users have the collective i.q. of 10? hellooo, if we did we would think getting on the web was sitting on top of a spider.

"Learn more about your adoring fans.

If you upgrade to a paid version of Friendster Blogs, you can view statistics about how many people are visiting your blog, and where they're coming from!"

man i'd love to learn more about my adoring fans out there. i know there are many. cause they all line up outside everyday just to get a glimpse of me. just to get a whiff of my smell. just to eat the scraps that fall off my table..
it is my fans that give me motivation to do the great things i do. like lick my elbow. (almost there now.. if only i could extend my tongue a little more..)

well this is all for now. until more uncreativity strikes me, buy!

vrroooom

hi hello hola. i want to write a new post because i haven't written anything in my ownagering completeing amazering blog thingy. however i cannot think of anything remotely interesting to write about as i am struck with blogger's block (haha hehe huhu). i am sincerely out of ideas. i'm as empty as a new trash can. hopefully it will only take a while before i am filled up to the brim with rubbish and then the rubbish man doesn't come to pick up the trash which is dumb because then the place starts to really smell and it attracts all sorts of creatures like ravenous rats. 1 colourless and 1 black mana to cast. 1/1. target opponent discards 1 when ravenous rats comes into play. and by the way, whats with the english and american spellings? colour and color. i mean, wtf? (wonder tea fish) why make it different. essentially it's the same language. but nooo.. they just had to differ on it. is it because the americans just had to be different from the english? superiority? or is that the english just had to make it tough by spelling it with and extra 'u'.. what is the 'u' in there for? doesn't it sound exactly the same without it? this is all too mind boggling for me. my tiny brain cannot handle such dilemmas. i need to write to big bro to help me now.. or aunt thelma.

"hellooooo there, i need help please, i like A but A likes B.. but B is with C who was with A before but is now with D. D was with me but now D likes E. E is with me now but we are not doing to well. then i met F and G last week and now i want both of them too. But F and G are together happily.. tell me, what should i do?"

yeah, hopefully things will clear up after i get a reply from bro or aunt. i think aunt would be better, i mean what do guys know about relationships right? all they want is the pussy. but then again, maybe an auntie is wayyy too old fashioned. she might suggest me using a battle-axe to settle things.

well excuse me now, i think H and I are outside, i invited them over earlier.

KOTW Out.